Offseason Tweets: Tony Allen encounters naked dude at the spa

Larry Kuzniewski

This is also presumably the face Tony made when the naked dude approached the jacuzzi.

It would appear that our good friend Tony Allen is having a rough afternoon. I felt like these tweets needed to be captured for posterity:

I’ll never get in a jucuzzi at a day spa again. Dude just jumped in Butt Naked 😯😦😟 i had to get out of Dodge. TF wrong with buddy򕀽?

— Tony Allen (@aa000G9) July 9, 2015

I’m calling the police

— Tony Allen (@aa000G9) July 9, 2015

I thought u was supposed to at least have on swimming trunks.

— Tony Allen (@aa000G9) July 9, 2015

See I wouldn’t of ran in to this problem if, I didn’t have go get a couplesmassage 😞😞

— Tony Allen (@aa000G9) July 9, 2015

There’s a lesson here, but I’m not sure whether it’s “expect naked dudes when you’re at the spa” or it’s “don’t be naked dude at the spa.” Maybe it’s both. As ever, Tony Allen is a Twitter educator.