Monday, November 20, 2006

David Gest's Maid is Named Vagina?

Posted By on Mon, Nov 20, 2006 at 4:00 AM

"Despite the fact that Liza Minelli has said she wishes that her ex, David Gest would get "f***d by a kangaroo and eaten by crocs" out in the wild, she still harbors strong feelings for her mushy-faced ex-husband."

We know. We know. More David Gest, but we just can not resist. It's too wonderful. This morning we learned via the UK's Sun Online that Gest's ex, Liza, still has feelings for him, some of which include that getting f***ed by a kangaroo thing (which may or may not be redundant, depending on your opinion of Liza).

Also, in a case of six fabulous degrees of, well, something, we here at the Flyer got a call this morning from the London Sun asking if we could send a reporter over to Gest's Memphis home and see if the maid's name was really "Vagina," which is apparently what they were told by Gest. We are so NOT making this up. Stay tuned.

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