“Daddy’s Home” root beer cologne, sky-dining, and do poke the bear.

No way I’m paying for parking, a drunken raccoon, and a $19,000 bowel movement.

A deer in the cafeteria, 110,000 spiders, and it’s raining iguanas.

Peanut Butter Man, finders keepers, and an odd rescue.

An artificial tongue, a sponsored wedding, and struck by a duck at SeaWorld.

Monkey loose in Spirit Halloween, milky armpits, and two human arms and four fingers.

A panty thief, rats hunting bats, and death by pumpkin.

Deep brain stimulation, 100 million crabs, and theft of a thousand chairs.

Unlicensed genital enhancement, a traveling cat, and gold smugglers.

Six pounds of Haribo, a wanted Morgan Freeman, and luxury cars for toddlers.