Peeing on produce, vandalism mix-up, and a parasitic twin.

A failed meth launch, a bizarre baby name, and a fear of ketchup.

Cool bricks, space trash, and a huge sinkhole.

Only Farts, industrious beavers, and a massive sturgeon.

The Konomiya Naked Festival, shaved cats, and driving (a lawnmower) while intoxicated.

Adam’s apple covers, soup lozenges, and pizza perfume.

Good lookin’ sticks, a bastard kangaroo, and grandma’s in a hurry.

A stowaway cat, a sad sunfish, and a crack-dealing counselor.

Mean monkeys at Starbucks, the bravest man in Taiwan, and a dingo bit my baby.

Recycled diapers, Mr. Clean & Ms. Dookie, and a coyote in Aldi.