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Re: “City Council Wants State to Incentivize ‘Bluff City Law’ to Film in Memphis

One trick pony? I'll have you know I play accordion, too.

Posted by FUNKbrs on 05/22/2019 at 9:58 AM

Re: “City Council Wants State to Incentivize ‘Bluff City Law’ to Film in Memphis

You think Nashville's gonna approve money for Memphis?

Stealing money from Memphis is how Nashville got it's start.

You might as well ask someone who just robbed you for a loan.

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Posted by FUNKbrs on 05/21/2019 at 2:12 PM

Re: “Memphis Gets an "F" on Smog

I get out of town quite a bit, that's how I have the perspective to know how Strickland is running this city into the ground.

I've never been prescribed crazy pills, either, and I've never taken psych dope recreationally.

I know a couple people who developed a twitch or had seizures when they took that stuff, though.

Posted by FUNKbrs on 05/21/2019 at 11:54 AM

Re: “Memphis Gets an "F" on Smog

If you're not doing industrial, heavily fertilized, heavy sprayed, agriculture, you're not even in the game.

You don't build houses on "fertile" farmland.

You build houses on what used to be a family farm that was run out of business by factory farms.

Posted by FUNKbrs on 05/21/2019 at 9:38 AM

Re: “Taking It to the Street

I'm still trying to figure out what pocket this $5 fee is being siphoned off into, and what people are getting in return for their $5.

If I went up and down a public street asking everyone for money and blocking people from using it who don't pay me, I'd be quickly locked up for panhandling and being a public nuisance. Local people who care about memphis have been jailed simply for walking on the street and not asking for money during crowded rallies for the removal of eyesores from memphis that ruin our reputation as much if not more than crime.

Nathan Bedford Forrest commited a massacre at Ft. Pillow, he gets a statue and the police protect it, but if someone gets shot on Beale, not only do they not get a statue, but the cops demand a toll to use the public street from people who had nothing to do with it?

Call these racist bastards what they are. They want to run people out of downtown and force them into Loeb-owned establishments, and they don't care how much damage they do to the downtown economy to get it done.

At this point Jiggling Jimbo Strickland is starting to make me miss King Willie.

Vote for Tammy Sawyer next election, and end this kla--- I mean CLOWN show.

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Posted by FUNKbrs on 05/21/2019 at 9:23 AM

Re: “Memphis Gets an "F" on Smog

Hi Cracko, I'm FUNKbrs, and I'd like to talk to you about how the dustbowl rendered the vast majority of american farmland worthless and forced us to invent new industrial fertilizers and factory farming techniques.

And isn't gas 2.50 right now?

Posted by FUNKbrs on 05/21/2019 at 7:56 AM

Re: “Warm Your Hands on These Social Media Dumpster Fires

I still wanna buy that 2x.

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Posted by FUNKbrs on 05/20/2019 at 4:36 PM

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