Solid gold Legos, stoned rats, and Dez-Nuts (yes, Dez-Nuts).

An handsy robot, a hologram husband, and a mysterious monolith.

A tearful Hooters farewell, a MacGyvered lock, and sonic booms.

Florida Man Games, Leap Day fun, and Balls Out Bowling.

A failed Wonka experience, missing feet, and maggots on a plane.a

A very senior year, raccoon bandits, and a horse thief.

Suing Walmart, digging for gold, and potty-mouthed parrots.

The world’s ugliest lawn, long-lost words, and a coffee shop wedding.

Assault with a watermelon, a tidy mouse, and a record-breaking nose whistler.

A fugitive tree, Bass Pro shenanigans, and failed getaways.