A snake-spiked margarita, a raccoon with a meth pipe, and a bull on a scooter.

Powerball winner kicks cop, chihuahua saved from bear, and Lego to the rescue.

A poop-pantsed criminal, a poisoned co-worker, and a space-shaking volcano.

Hiding from pirates, an airsoft robbery, and a Cadbury bandit.

Lost an ear on spring break, hand-in-mouth test, and $1,000 blessings.

Peeing on produce, vandalism mix-up, and a parasitic twin.

A failed meth launch, a bizarre baby name, and a fear of ketchup.

Cool bricks, space trash, and a huge sinkhole.

Only Farts, industrious beavers, and a massive sturgeon.

The Konomiya Naked Festival, shaved cats, and driving (a lawnmower) while intoxicated.