Chuck E. Cheese arrested, a co-worker who bites, and the Nebraskan Coast Guard.

Invasive pythons, a nude intruder, and a peacock thief.

A personal wake-up panda, “pain in my butt,” and a golden shower.

Fake dentists, Patches Magickbeans, and aliens?

A fridge in the desert, a swallowed toothbrush, and Loony John Franklin Toon.

An absentee marriage certification, a crash-causing cicada, and an aggravated neighbor.

Multi-tasking in court, a faux flight attendant, and a boozy blaze.

A “fondled” ferret, a tarmac DoorDash, and contaminated Spam.

Alligator crossing, crickets everywhere, and an aggressive otter.

ChatGPT ruins a marriage, the Gateway to Hell, and a 200-year-old condom.